What is Platman?
Known in a group of friends for one-liners.. interests involve astronomy and listening to podcasts. A sound lad whos primary source of income comes from unblocking the faecess from blocked toilets.
likes drugs. loves you...
Has an overabundance of brain cells that he insists on drinking and pilling away to be on more of a level playing field with those around him. He is considered a fair person.
A)Mate, you should have seen this platman last night, he was stumbling towards me wide eyed spouting about aliens and covered in poo.
Fred my toilets blocked again be a platman and get stuck in