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Usually a bearded, middle aged gentleman, who hides in park bushes and hangs around schools and playgrounds.
Sometimes wears a trenchco..
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The act of masturbation and ejaculation in a girl's eye.
After giving his girlfriend a one-eyed jack, he didn't know if he wa..
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When you're really cold and wet and you get such bad shrinkage that your dick is actually hard. Not an erection, just REALLY bad sh..
