Platte County

What is Platte County?

a awesome town just because we kick your ass in every sport doesnt mean you need to get jelous.

platte city KICKS ASS

dont be hatin

The worlds most boring town, where there is nothing but football and wrestling.

Varsity Blues

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Skrulcha

1. LITERALLY, A COMBINATION OF AN EMO VULTURE AND AN OBSESSIVE SQUIRREL, BUT ALSO USED TO REFERE TO A FEMALE, OBSESSIVE, MORBID, BUT ALSO F..

Lightration Device

1. something used to make fire Bob, wheres your lightration device? See lighter, smoking, cigarettes, cigars..

Hawking The Higgins

1. When one masturbates one's partner with one's extra large feet so as to deposit the partner's semen in one's mouth. ..

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