Play Ball Edit Meaning

1.

1) To participate in a game involving a round object (a ball).

2) To break out one's best moves in an attempt to have sexual relations with a certain person.

1) If there's grass on the field, play ball!

2)

You: "What's the age of consent here in South Carolina again?"

R. Kelly: "14, dogg, but seriously, it doesn't really matter if you cover your tracks well enough. You know how it goes, if there's grass on the field, play ball!"

Michael Jackson: "I think you mean if there's grass on the field, it still might be OK to play ball, right?"

You and R. Kelly: "WHAAAT? You fucking pedophile!"

See Nick D