What is Play Ball?
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1) To participate in a game involving a round object (a ball).
2) To break out one's best moves in an attempt to have sexual relations with a certain person.
1) If there's grass on the field, play ball!
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You: "What's the age of consent here in South Carolina again?"
R. Kelly: "14, dogg, but seriously, it doesn't really matter if you cover your tracks well enough. You know how it goes, if there's grass on the field, play ball!"
Michael Jackson: "I think you mean if there's grass on the field, it still might be OK to play ball, right?"
You and R. Kelly: "WHAAAT? You fucking pedophile!"
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