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McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.
Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. t..
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adding salt to a salad before tossing it
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dave: this salad is pretty bland without the ranch.
alexei: here, add some salt. it'..
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a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth.
In my zombie plan, im going to Alaska because zombies have no body heat. They..