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when you release a vaginal fart in a rubber glove, and afterwards suck it out.
My queef glove tasted like one of leslies queef nuggets
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Ex boyfriends are the enemy. They tell you they love you and then stab you in the back and it the heart and leave you for your best frie..
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A sex act where when the man is about to ejactulate he climbs on top of a wardrobe (or other piece of furniture) and shoots his load ove..
