Pms Edit Meaning

1.

A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window's OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man's worst nightmare.

OMFG! SHE HAS PMS!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! *explosions and screams*

2.

Pre-Menstrual Syndrome

The woman's "time of the month" when her uterus sheds its lining because her monthly egg isn't fertilized and dies.

The worst time to be around a woman, because she becomes an irrational psycho bitchwhich froths at the mouth with rage and seeks to destroy anything which stands in her way.

I'd rather be in Hellthan to be around a womsn with PMS.

See urban pervert

3.

a time when you should avoid all women; major moodswings; i.e. watch your back, ho.

Girl: I hate you!

Boy: What did I do?

Girl: Oh my god, I love you!

Boy: What?

4.

The transformation of woman to beast, occurring once every month. Similar to the werewolf, a PMSing woman becomes a dog-like creature capable only of eating, sleeping, barking, annoying the neighbors, and leaving messes that she expects you to clean up.

Adam probably accepted the forbidden fruit from Eve, because she was premenstral. Can't say I blame him; I'd choose the wrath of God over a woman with PMS any old day.

5.

Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. An array of symptoms that comes from a hormonal upset as a woman's body prepares to either become pregnant or expel an unfertilized ovary. Can involve cramping, water retention, mood swings, spontaneous stimulation, etc.

PMS is no fun for anyone.

6.

innate bitchiness of a woman between age 9 and age 56 just before her period

they call it PMS because the expression Mad Cow was already taken

See Jake

7.

Pass Me the Shotgun

She is must be having pms stay out of her way today!!!

See TH

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painful memory syndrome : When someone does or says something that reminds you of a very painful memory causing you to have PMS (painful memory syndrome)

Don't talk about streaking...that makes me think of the time we saw those old guys naked...ugh talk about "PMS ( painful memory syndrom)"

See tmi, overshare, nasty, gross, dirty

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A person's bad mood due to rainclouds, resulting in the person's motorcycle remaining parked in his or her garage.

"It's raining outside? Nooo! I can't ride my motorcycle!"

"We should leave Dad alone; it's raining outside so he has PMS ( Parked Motorcycle Syndrone )."

See pms, parked, motorcycle, moving, car, vehicle, bicycle, Juicer

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The period at the end of the month when police act like bastards and give more tickets to fill their quotas. If you come across a female in this situation, you're totally fucked.

Dan: "Dude I'm drivin to Florida tomorrow."

Tim: "Ya well watch out for cops with PMS, it's the 31st."

See Willy

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PMS (pre match stress) is used when going to watch your team play then after ward haveing a big brawl

"i got fukin PMS (pre match stress) lets go ave a few beveys"

See pms, hooligans, soccer, football