Pogues Mahon Edit Meaning

1. To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink. I took it out of her ass and signed my John Shitcock on her back. See ..

1. The slimy putrid streched asshole of a prostitute. Upon seeing her dirty spiderhole I asked for my twenty dollars back...

1. An incredibly undesirable female. How did the blind date go? Man, she was a schlarper!..