Poink Edit Meaning

1.

The action (and noise relating to this action) of piercing open a jar with a paper/foil seal on top, usually done with a spoon for best effect!

That poink made a very satisfying noise!

or

Can you poink the new jar of coffee for me?

See Tracey

2.

Describes the state just before falling asleep where you're technically awake but are absolutely useless to anybody

You won't get any sense out of Vicky, she's gone poink!

See poinky, pionk, sleepy, zombie

3.

The action of poking a boob, titty, or breast, with a minimal amount of force, creating a slight discomfort.

Jeremi poinked Sonia this afternoon, and she has been complaining of her sore breast.

See breast, titty, poke, finger, pain

4.

The action (and noise relating to this action) during intercourse when "it" slips out of the vagina, while at the same moment a sudden rush of air fills the void.

We laughed so hard when, while changing positions, my penis slipped out making a very funny "poink" sound.

See boink, doink, spoink, zoink

5.

To poink your daughter for being naughty.

AKA fuck her.

I poinked my daughter last night

for being a naughty girl.

Lets poink your daughter

together

See fuck, cunt, sex, hunny, pussy, yummy

6.

(verb): to hop joyfully and suddenly to life

(noun): the sound made by such action, either real or imagined

When hooly's barrel jumped out of the crusher, typecast exclaimed, "I like how it *poinks* out of there and probably into the hands of an ecstatic, friendly worker."

See reverse, barrel, lives, jumps

7.

A synonym for " faggot," but, like that word, "poink" is used loosely and often refers to a dumbassor dickhead.

A - "Why the fuck do you smell so bad?"

B - "Oh, I have a really loose asshole from being butt-fucked so much and I can't keep my farts in."

A - "That's too much fucking information, poink."

See fag, queer, gay, faggot, homosexual