Pokethrough

What is Pokethrough?


1.

(aka "the dreaded POKEthrough")

The unpleasant experience of your finger poking through the toilet paper whilst wiping residual fecal matter from your anus.

Causes are, but not limited to, the following;

1.Inferior toilet paper

2.Excessive/enthusiastic wiping with, or w/o

inferior toilet paper

3.Not "doubling-up" the paper prior to

wiping

4.Having a longer "middle finger" or using

it for the "dig"

5.Softer than expected feces, resistance

isn't there

6."Wetter" than expected feces, absorbed by

toilet paper~regardless of quality.

Dampened toilet paper is compromised

toilet paper~it's that simple.

7.Spicy food/itch. Causes 5&6 AND the anal

itch caused by spicy food can result in

more than one poke-through per sit-down.

POKEthrough Dude, who bought this shitty tp~I can SEE through the stuff! Oh well, here goes...Ahhhh FUCK~another nasty POKEthrough! Shit, it's under my fingernail and everything!?!?!

See shit, poo, dump, stink whistle, balloon knot


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