Polar Pop

What is Polar Pop?


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The greatest drink known to man, available at Circle K. It is the official drink of Jungle Bunny. Basically a 32 oz. drink of your choice in a styrofoam cup, it claims to keep your drink cold longer. However, this is a lie. But it does cost only $0.59 ($0.64 after tax). For best Polar Pop results, mix different beverages. The best known Polar Pop:

-A good amount of Go Ape! energy drink

-Some Mountain Dew and Mountain Dew Code Red

-A good amount of lemonade

-A little bit of Slice

-A very, very small amount of unsweetend iced tea

-If desired, a small amount of slushee can be added as well. This not only tastes good, it keeps the drink cold without requiring ice.

"Dude, let's grab some fuckin' Polar Pops!"

"Polar Pop run!"


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