Poleaxed

What is Poleaxed?


1.

Extremely surprised; shocked and unbalanced.

After his revelation, Jane stared at Edward, poleaxed.

See shocked, struck, poleaxe

2.

to be hit with extreme force causing loss of balance and in extreme cases injury and/or in some cases death.

Oh, did you see Jimmy? He poleaxed himself when he ran into that wall.

See smashed, hammered, axed, creamed, whacked, Mad Snake

3.

the term used for drinking way too much and getting completely FUCKED!

Guy 1:lolz yeah Lachies passed out, looking over the toilet already.. and its fucking 10:30 pm

Guy 2:Hahahaha

Guy 1:yeah hes completely Poleaxed, so we gonna go draw on him!

See drinking, alcohol, fucked, passed out, smashed

4.

A condition that occurs after drinking your own bodyweight in vodka and ending up going home with a polish guy you never met before

Emma: Jesus! You look terrible! And where the hell were you last night?

Becca: Drank vodka redbulls for almost 10 hours after work yesterday, ended up at my lucky pub and woke up this morning with an Eastern European plumber somewhere in Tottenham...

Emma: Poleaxed?

Becca: Totally...

See drunk, shag, polish, vodka, whoops


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