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when your about to bang a girl and the guy zips his pants down and blows his load
I got a zipper poper on your mom last night.
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When you bring a date home with the expectation of sex but end up, instead, with a swift kick to the crotch.
I was hard & ready to ..
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If some smartass asks you where you are telling them to fuck off to, this is your answer.
Oh go fuck off to Fuckoff land.
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