What is Polyclitoral Discombobulation?
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A disease in which a woman has more than one clitoris. Usually in an unusual position, eg. shoulder, between the toes. Most women choose to have it surgically removed. Others keep them, usually only when in a convenient location on their body.
"Look, that girl has Polyclitoral Discombobulation! I can tell by the fact that she has a Clit on her forehead."
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