What is Ponk?
1.
the lesser-known collective word for
you act like you have a ponk of gonads
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2.
v. To smack someone else on the nose. Usually accompanied by saying the word, "Ponk!"
(Girl smacks boy on the nose)
Girl: Ponk!
Boy: Oh my god, I am so gonna ponk you for that!
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3.
a) all swears and demeaning words mixed into one word to exress anger.
b)When a person is puttng you down and he has all ready said fu*k you gaylord, and you need the "shut this mother fu*cker down" come back.
a) teahcer: who does things you don't what them to do
you: omg this teachers a fu*king ponk
b) burn fest.....
them: oh fu*k you gaylord....
you: yeah fu*k me, oh no fu*k you ponk
them: o.k. (really thinking sh*t)
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4.
To Ponk; break wind;
A term used to excuse ones having committed any of the above.
A 'Ponker' may also be referred to as a 'Ponkertron', 'Ponkee' or 'Ponk-monster'.
After dropping an earth shatteringly loud and subsequently ethnically cleansing stench while being interviewed on the Michael Parkinson show.
You: Ponk! Do excuse me Michael.
Michael Parkinson: You Ponker!
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5.
v.)to burn by a use of a racial or sexual comment
-dude! that was amazing!
-ur mom was amazing! O, u just got ponked!
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6.
It is a word that some of my friends and I have used to describe poppy punk type bands. Another definition mentioned Blink 182, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte. Those but we also drop Avril Lavigne into that group, along with Yellowcard, new Green Day, and just generally, punk for the masses, instead of true, good rebellious punk. This is more
No, I don't listen to that station, they're all ponky.
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7.
addel is the biggest Ponk evaaaa
"Addel ur a Ponk-nuff said =]" xoxo =]
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