Pony-ride

What is Pony-ride?


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The cruel and unusual punishment given to the one you love. It involves taking someones arm and putting it under the other persons legs, going around their crotch and pulling up on the other side until you reach the breaking point.

It's a very funny sight. A great way to embarrass your child in front of friends, relatives, Rabbis and grocery shoppers.

I love Bob, that is why I gave him a pony-ride.

See pony, ride, crotch, uncomfortable, love


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