What is Poo Monkey?
1.
A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.
Showering BEFORE shitting is a sure-fire recipe for poo monkeys.
2.
When you take a poop so big that it is the size of a monkey!!
Dude go in the bathroom and check out my Poo Monkey
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