What is Poo Monkey?
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A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.
Showering BEFORE shitting is a sure-fire recipe for poo monkeys.
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When you take a poop so big that it is the size of a monkey!!
Dude go in the bathroom and check out my Poo Monkey
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A group of people who constantly bag each others mums. As if they have nothing better to do.
Guy 1: ya mamas so fat, that went she went..