Poo Monkey

What is Poo Monkey?

A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.

Showering BEFORE shitting is a sure-fire recipe for poo monkeys.

When you take a poop so big that it is the size of a monkey!!

Dude go in the bathroom and check out my Poo Monkey

See poo, poop, bathroom, shit, monkey

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