Poo Truncheon

What is Poo Truncheon?

Used to describe a long, hardened length of feces that has all the necessary attributes of a certain type of law enforcement device.

'Good lord!, What a particularily savage looking poo truncheon my anus has decided to manifest in this here toilet bowl.'

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