What is Portvangelista?
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Someone who is a more proactive evangelist for the Portland, Oregon lifestyle than a mere "portvangelist." A person who actually shows out of towners or new arrivals the local spots that make Portland the amazing wonderful place to live that it is rather than just promising to do so.
The way Chris proved how Portland's Eastside was way cooler than the Westside told me he was a total portvangelista.
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