Poo-crastinate

What is Poo-crastinate?

when you spend more time poopin' than getting actual work done.

Bob would get more work done on his thesis if he didn't poo-crastinate all the time.

"Jill, have you gotten those TPS reports done yet? The boss will be very mad if they're not done soon!"

"No, I haven't. I just can't help poo-crastinating the stoopid TPS reports!"

See poo-crastinate, work, stoopid

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