Pood

What is Pood?


1.

Past tense of poo. I pood.

I pood my pants. When I pood, it smelled like poo.

2.

A Russian unit of weight. Equivalent to about 36 pounds avoirdupois.

Dave could stand to lose a few pood.

3.

Short for pet name poodle.

Usually used in a caring or loving way for a boy.

Also can be used as the opposite to describe anything that needs a funny/taboo name that is safe around bosses, old people, family, and in public.

Positive "Hey pood, what's goin' on."

OR

negative "so yesterday I talked to that pood, (name of person), he is such a... pood"

4.

A beautiful handsome, yet stupid boy. Often times a pet name. Can also refer to someone who is old enough to be a man, yet remains a boy.

Bird loves her Pood. (pet names)

That pood will never grow up.

See pood, poodle, poods, pooder

5.

a lousy attempt at cooking, so bad that it could not even be considered food.

"hey dude, i made some pood today, it sucked."

"my grandma's home made scones were tossed in the back of cupboard, with the rest of the pood"

See food, pood, grandma, cooking, terrible

6.

Another name for friend or in replacement of a persons name.

example 1: hey pood whats up?

example 2:I have no I idea why pood is over there.

See buddy, friend, homie

7.

An even dumber way than doopfor the audible sound of stupidity.

When you see someone do something so incredibly stupid, that you can stare blankly in wonder for hours. That, my friend, is pood.

See stupid, dumb, moron, idiot, pood, doop, d00p


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