What is Pood?
1.
Past tense of poo. I pood.
I pood my pants. When I pood, it smelled like poo.
2.
A Russian unit of weight. Equivalent to about 36 pounds avoirdupois.
Dave could stand to lose a few pood.
3.
Short for pet name
Usually used in a caring or loving way for a boy.
Also can be used as the opposite to describe anything that needs a funny/taboo name that is safe around bosses, old people, family, and in public.
Positive "Hey pood, what's goin' on."
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negative "so yesterday I talked to that pood, (name of person), he is such a... pood"
4.
A beautiful handsome, yet stupid boy. Often times a pet name. Can also refer to someone who is old enough to be a man, yet remains a boy.
Bird loves her Pood. (pet names)
That pood will never grow up.
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5.
a lousy attempt at cooking, so bad that it could not even be considered food.
"hey dude, i made some pood today, it sucked."
"my grandma's home made scones were tossed in the back of cupboard, with the rest of the pood"
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6.
Another name for friend or in replacement of a persons name.
example 1: hey pood whats up?
example 2:I have no I idea why pood is over there.
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7.
An even dumber way than
When you see someone do something so incredibly stupid, that you can stare blankly in wonder for hours. That, my friend, is pood.
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