Poodle Faker

What is Poodle Faker?


1.

noun

U.K. ladies’ man: a man who seeks out the company of women, especially a genteel young man who flatters older women, often for selfish reasons ( dated informal disapproving ).

A guy who is a girl's 'friend'. A shoulder to cry on, a culinary expert to discuss baby aubergines and a buddy to go shopping with. He'll offer you cup of Ovaltine, a sponge finger, a viewing of Top Gun and cry when Goose dies.

Beware the poodle - those were merely crocodile tears. When you wake up in his bed alone and violated you will be the one crying.

Joe Leon is a poodle faker.

See cian


40

Random Words:

1. A memory which is particularly remarkable at remembering quotes from movies, TV shows, etc... "Man! Bob can recite random lines fr..
1. Swear word used in the French Canadian version of Spongebob Squarepants. Tabarnacles, Patrice, you forgot to pull up your pants again! ..
1. Posh superstore in London mostly used by rich snobs. Delia:Why, good evening, Charles, look at my Dolce Et Gabana shoes!..