Poodle Faker

What is Poodle Faker?


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noun

U.K. ladies’ man: a man who seeks out the company of women, especially a genteel young man who flatters older women, often for selfish reasons ( dated informal disapproving ).

A guy who is a girl's 'friend'. A shoulder to cry on, a culinary expert to discuss baby aubergines and a buddy to go shopping with. He'll offer you cup of Ovaltine, a sponge finger, a viewing of Top Gun and cry when Goose dies.

Beware the poodle - those were merely crocodile tears. When you wake up in his bed alone and violated you will be the one crying.

Joe Leon is a poodle faker.

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