Pooetry

What is Pooetry?

AKA Shithouse Poetry. These linguistic gems are found in porta-johns and bathroom stalls from Idaho to Fallujah

Pooetry

In the heat of plastic shitter

I sit here and softly titter

Sweat pours off like a monsoon

Please dear god, let me shit soon

~The Shithouse Poet

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