What is Pooke?
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n. An error of common sense. When someone says something that is known by everyone around to be incorrect or uneducated. Refers to the person not the error
How do i know what temperature to cook this on? There are only numbers on the cooker.
They're gas marks you Pooke
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2.
When severe intestinal obstruction or constipation leads to a build up of poo matter coming back up the other way when vomitting.
"I haven't been for a dump in 3 weeks and I've become so backed up, last night I pooked."
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3.
puking out the wrong hole.
He pooked after he ate the food last night.
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A unnoticed complement given to a pretty woman as she passes.
*pretty girl walks by*
Man 1: I'd eat there
Man 2: Oh, I could eat..
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Affectionate term to describe hard nipples
'Look at those beauties. Like Scammel wheel nuts!'
See nips, bee stings..
