The Shapiro

What is The Shapiro?

The act of touching, ever so gently, your scrotum to your nipple.

In order of difficulty: The Ground Beef, The Hemisphere, The Shapiro.

The first time I saw The Shapiro, I wasn't sure whether to be in awe or to vomit... or whether to be confused, because I was slightly aroused.

See hemisphere, ground beef, goat, bat wing, balls

Narrative

1. The inability to conceive of a happy ending. Sometimes I think that the whole reason I met him was to discover that his wife was studyi..

Hebroid

1. Hebroid, Hebroid. Offensive term for a Jew, from the mingling of the word hebrew/heeb with mongoloid. "Ohvey, theze matsa balls a..

I Didn't Know You Were Emo

1. When in a state of utter failure or just feeling like crap, rubbing your hand across your wrist like your cutting it and as a joke someo..

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