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Colourful, picture-postcards sold to tourists in Kirriemuir.
Pre-printed on the reverse of all Kirriemuir postcards is the message:
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When you take a shit on the floor then proceed to have doggystyle sex whilst dragging your partners face across the shatted on floor(lik..
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Performing rough drunken anal sex with your partner's g-string or bloomers on your head, with a portion of material covering one ey..