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A head that has been shaved off and written on with permanent marker.
My hair is being such a bitch that i'm guna permanent marker..
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A Relationship Based Solely On Blaming.
My friend said he was going to blame his wife for something. I told him that, that might result..
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The opposite of whiskey dick when a girl has too much to drink and can't have sex.
"Old vodka pussy kept passing out while we..