What is Poonicorn?
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I mythical female creature who's hot, horny, smart, successful, can fix your car, who's into all the geeky shit that you're into like video games and Star Wars. Basically, your dream girl.
"Man, I saw my poonicorn at the halloween party last night she was dressed in the hottest Cheetara costume. Too bad I didn't have the balls to introduce myself to her"
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when someone has a poo on your forehead and it makes you look like a unicorn
yo dude, ill make you a freakin' poonicorn!
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someone so gay they are like a poon wearing a unicorn
God you peoples are hellsa being poonicorns, you guys suck.
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