What is Poonking?
1.
To masturbate whilst taking a shit.
Im poonking the shit out of this toilet.
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2.
Having a poo whilst masterbating on the toilet
Cov: "Ooh, that was a great poo/wank"
Claire: "Yes, I think you'll find that was a poonking"
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3.
A person who is so smooth in his/her approach to women that they are simply sitting on the throne of poon, also known as the 'poonchair'
This term can easily be used sarcastically to people who are the complete opposite.
e.g. "whoa man you're totally the PoonKing"
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Random Words:
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prounounced gar, guh, lee, goop.
1) bullshit.
2) absolutely nothing.
3) a word to use when you can't think of anything else
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A person who spends all their money ordering shit on QVC and then returning it.
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