Poonking

What is Poonking?


1.

To masturbate whilst taking a shit.

Im poonking the shit out of this toilet.

See poon, wank, shit, crap, poo, dump, ass, hole, bum

2.

Having a poo whilst masterbating on the toilet

Cov: "Ooh, that was a great poo/wank"

Claire: "Yes, I think you'll find that was a poonking"

See poo, masterbate, wank, shit, toilet

3.

A person who is so smooth in his/her approach to women that they are simply sitting on the throne of poon, also known as the 'poonchair'

This term can easily be used sarcastically to people who are the complete opposite.

e.g. "whoa man you're totally the PoonKing"

See poon, king, pickup, pimp, swear


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