Poontaker

What is Poontaker?


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Noun- Stemming from the Latin root Poonius Tactus, Poontaker is derived from a misspelling of the word "Roommate" using the texting application T9. Used in latin and then later seen in old english as Poontankium, a "Poontaker" is someone in your house who is very calming to others around them when doing their business, as confirmed by the scholarly and diplomatic lingua franca of Europe.

- Do you know anyone who is looking a new poontaker?

-I have some of the worst poontakers around.

-My poontaker keeps eating all my food.

-When im stressed, i just look to my poontaker for a little r and r.

See roommate, soothing, relaxation


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