Poontard

What is Poontard?


1.

someone who is bad with girls

compound word of poontang (pussy) and retard

Hes a fucking poontard

See pussy, poon, retard, rtard, girls

2.

A person who involuntarily acts stupid in the presence of women.

He turns into a complete poontard when he is around her.

See poon, retard, blank, dull, slow

3.

When someone takes leave of their facilities or shows poor judgement based on a desire to have intercourse with a woman.

He is a Poontard when it comes to plus-size women.

See pone, pon, poon, poon cloud

4.

Some one who is abosolutly terrible with women

combonation of poontang (pussy) and retard thus getting

Poontard

God DAMN Andrew is such a fucking poontard!

See tard, retard, poontang, poon

5.

A person completely lacking in intelligence.

Only a complete poontard would fail the California state exit exam


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