What is Poontucket?
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Sort of a catch-all.
"Hey, what's that?"
"Poontucket!"
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Wherever a rotund woman drinks beer and eats donuts while watching "Who Wants To Prove They're A Whore On National Television" and ignoring the cries of her 14 squalling spawn, there is Poontucket. Wherever a man in a stained shirt with worn armpits speaks profoundly of "those people" while pausing only to spit a wad of gooey yellow phlegm past the soggy butt of a Marlboro clenched permanently in brown, broken teeth, there is Poontucket.
Use "poontucket" wherever it feels appropriate.
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A lame term for a bearded dragon. It is the new, cool pet for a yuppy to have.
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