Poontucket

What is Poontucket?


1.

Sort of a catch-all.

"Hey, what's that?"

"Poontucket!"

2.

Wherever a rotund woman drinks beer and eats donuts while watching "Who Wants To Prove They're A Whore On National Television" and ignoring the cries of her 14 squalling spawn, there is Poontucket. Wherever a man in a stained shirt with worn armpits speaks profoundly of "those people" while pausing only to spit a wad of gooey yellow phlegm past the soggy butt of a Marlboro clenched permanently in brown, broken teeth, there is Poontucket.

Use "poontucket" wherever it feels appropriate.


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