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Farting with full knowledge that it could cause you to crap your pants. This has a 1 in 12 probability of occurring. If you roll snake e..
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When families use their "child benefit" money to get shit-faced or spend all day in the pub and not actually spend the money o..
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Black leather platform shoes that always go at least halfway up the leg and have either zippers, laces, or straps the whole length of th..