What is Pooper Hero?
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A businessman who flings his tie over either shoulder while depositing feces in his workplace restroom, as to not dunk his formal attire into the toilet bowl stew. A proud smile accompanies his temporary cape as he accomplishes a necessary deployment.
The break room was submerged in utter envy as Charles boasted over his fresh, sanitary tie, accomplished only by his fluent Pooper Hero virtuosity. He received a promotion the next morning.
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