Poophole Nogo

What is Poophole Nogo?


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The somewhat disappointing realization that no matter how hard you push, you aren't going to penetrate your girlfriends asshole.

The problem can be solved with any number of lubricants, none of which are at hand the ONE FUCKING NIGHT that she is shit faced enough to let you slip her a length of love rod in the fudge tunnel.

No mom, everything's fine at school, really. I'm just a bit down in the dumps because Marsha and I had a bad case of poophole nogo and now I'm wondering if I should just fuck a hooker in the ass to see what it's like.

See poophole, anus, anal sex, penetration


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