What is Poortrait?
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1. The idiotic means of taking one's own portrait for online meeting grounds (eg: myspace) by holding the camera out as far as possible and taking their own picture. Usually thought to be their best side.
2. A combination of 'poor' and 'portrait.' A person who is poor in friends and thus must take their own portrait for their user profile.
"WTF's up with Jocie's poortrait? It doesn't even look good."
"I know, you can totally see her arm holding the camera."
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