What is Pootache?
1.
to insert ones finger in ones own anal orifice, and wipe said finger under opposing friends nose, resulting in opposing friend only being able to smell shit all day long
how about u smell my ass?
2.
When during the act of sexual intercourse, one Shits under someones nose and gives them a shit moustache.
When Michael got excited during sexual intercourse Jeffs mother found herself with a pootachè
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When someone crosses a line by getting in your bubble, talking to your girl, stealing the bartender or whatever
"Bro, that douche ..