What is Pootash?
1.
When you get a lump of your poo on your finger, an rub it under someone's nose.
"Hay Sam, I just pootashed that kid so now all he can smell is shite all day."
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2.
Facial hair that is primarily constructed from someone elses faeces...
My gosh your pootash is looking yellow, is it made from John's shit (poo poo)?
Err yes!!! oh look a piece of sweetcorn!!!
Safe!
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3.
When you're eating out a girl who hasn't shaved her 'self' and she looks down at you and it's just from your nose up and hair below, and it looks as though you have a big ol' moustache.
Boy: "Ewww she's hairy!"
Girl: "Haha, you have a pootash."
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4.
use to disrespect
hurt others feeling
light hearted banter
you a fucked up sweaty poohtash
up yours fucking two bit pootash
take it like a pootash
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5.
when you have a crap and you get bits of poo stuck to the hairs on your arse
"aah, i had a really run shit this morning and my pootash has been saw all day- i can't stop picking it!"
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