Pop A Martin Edit Meaning

1. A synonym for an erect penis. Darling, can I poke you with my hormone stick? See cock, boner, stiffy, schlong..

1. Someone who pretends to do work, but in reality does very little. Often seen wandering aimlessly with a blank or expressionless stare. ..

1. An act of masturbation where the semen is landed on one's own face. Gee, I gave my boyfriend a hand-job last nite, and his semen i..