What is Popbitch?
1.
Not as good as it used to be
2.
A shower of cunts
Look at that bunch of Nathan Barleys over there drinking hoegaarden and talking about their drug intake, it's all very popbitch.
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A circle-jerk of various non-entities from the meeja mixed with recruitment consultants and lazy tabloid hacks.
Like Viz, not as funny as it once was. Although that Goatboy has his moments.
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4.
very 2000, a forgotten era which was once fun but that came under the tyrannous hand of deirdre and the COMPLETE MORON influence of britnee.
britnee signed on at the job centre and bought a tin of diamond white and posted what she thought Cilla Black's hairdresser might like to imagine that Gareth Gates had for breakfast
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5.
Snotty office boys who work for Glaxo Welcome and frustrated housewives pretending to be Jet Set living celebrities and making up rumours about people being gay and snapping at each other all day everyday
Hawkus: Schofields a gayer
0898: you cunt
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Host of libellous celebrity chat, most of which is made up by the contributors
We are going to talk about ----------- being gay on popbitch.
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Popular gossip website, overrun by a number of people who aren't as cool as they'd like to be. Temperamental.