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A basic tenet of male philosophy: "If you see one woman naked, you want to see the rest of them naked."
Fat, ugly chicks are ..
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When you get so high its hard to keep both eyes open so you close one and keep one open
Max is going to keep smoking pot till he reache..
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Basically like oh my god
but a mix of 'Mclovin' and 'Mohammed'
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oh my mchammed i got so shitfaced last night!
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