Poptard Edit Meaning

1.

A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cuntDarius from Fame Academy.

Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!

See jiro

2.

a kinder, gentlier name for retard

my group is full of poptards

See poptard, poptart, retards, idiot, dumbass

3.

Short form of "poopentart", literally a sweet pastry shell covering a thin vein of monkey ca-ca

"Stop talking like a poopentart, BGIE!"

4.

Verb.

To shoot a retard.

Jake: I would totally poptard Andy. All he does is gallop around the halls of school all day.

Nick: Ya, totally.

See retard, shoot, cap, pop, tard

5.

One who is ignorant in matters of pop culture. This is a general term which includes the Cinematard.

Heather - "Who's Britney Spears?"

Greta - "Girl, you are a real poptard if you don't know who Britney Spears is."

See cinematard, movietard, poptart, idiot, dumbass, retards, music, insult, pop

6.

A fanatical lover of pop style music.

"Go listen to Britney Spears you poptard!"

See pop, retard, poptart, music, insult

7.

1. Someone who can't eat poptarts

2. Someone who's acting like an idiot, but in a funny way.

Person 1: This poptart wont fit into my mouth!

Person 2: Poptard!

Person 1:Derp A Derp!

Person 2: Poptard!

See poptarts, retard, pop, tard, idiot