Porcelain Altar

What is Porcelain Altar?

A Toilet -- Where you go to pray after a night of drinking.

"dude, I dropped out of University to drink full-time; since then I've spent many days praying at the porcelain altar!"

See toilet, porcelain bus, porcelain pony, vomit, puke

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