What is Porch Fucking?
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Having an orgy with some random girl drunk on a porch, in the rain while playing the banjo.
First person : dude! I was so trashed last night, I ended up porch fucking this chick last night.
Second person: Oh, how was it!
First person: don't know, But I woke up with the banjo and a bottle of KY jelly.
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To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.
"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"
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The small patch of hair above your ass.
John used his girlfriends back napkin to wipe himself off after sex.
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Usually a phrase said when people are being silent to make them laugh! Or, if you have a knife in your eye!
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There's a knif..
