Porch Fucking

What is Porch Fucking?


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Having an orgy with some random girl drunk on a porch, in the rain while playing the banjo.

First person : dude! I was so trashed last night, I ended up porch fucking this chick last night.

Second person: Oh, how was it!

First person: don't know, But I woke up with the banjo and a bottle of KY jelly.

See porch fucking, porching


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