What is Porch Monkey Hooker?
1.
A hooker, ho, or whore who once you get her into the room asks you if she could just watch you do yourself. Usually characterized by her falling asleep during the middle of it. You often feel ripped off after she leaves.
Porch monkey refers to being lazy and the hooker can be of any color.
"How was your birthday present we sent you last night Bill?"
"Terrible you bought me a Porch Monkey Hooker"
"Shit I'm sorry man"
See
Random Words:
1.
A horridly bitchy sub-type of female that trash talks people behind their backs. Known to wear pink and suck up to teachers, then, as al..
1.
A narcissistic black woman with an above average feeling of self worth. She is a former Negress who believes she has achieved elite stat..
1.
(lak smel-sum-mor) n. A nick name for the Southern California city Lake Elsinore during summer months when the hot weather and stagnant ..
