What is Pork?
1.
To engage in sexual intercourse.
So we went back to my place to pork.
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2.
1: Personally motivated spending of government funds by politicians. Spending the wealth of the people but not in the interests of the people.
2: Meat taken from swine.
3: Vulgar slang for sexual intercourse
1: Damn, congress just "Okayed" a bill to put a liquid gold fountain in front of the white house. Talk about pork!
2: I went over to Johnnys house for some free breakfast but all he had was bacon and sausage. Too bad I don't eat pork.
3: Yeehaw, after about 12 Bud Lights I got tired of watching nascar and decided to pork my old lady.
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3.
The OTHER four-letter word.
Last night was so blazingly hot, a total pork-fest. We screwed for hours like rabid badgers.
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4.
1. v. To engage in sexual intercourse in a careless (or sloppy) manner.
2. v. To engage in sexual intercourse viloently with the intention of transforming one's partner's genitals into meat.
1. Jeff porked Carole in the urinals cuz he had to vomit and then feel asleep before finishing.
2. I porked her senseless.
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5.
My favorite noun and verb.
I love a good pork sandwich!
I love a good PORK! sandwich!
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6.
1. Taxpayer dollars spent in Washington, DC on worthless, minute garbage, sponsored in Congressional bills. Also known as pork-barreling.
2. A former Presidential intern during the mid to late 1990s.
Pork is the single-largest reason for the gross overspending of our taxpayer dollars.
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7.
Inspired by the motion picture, Mr. Woodcock, this word is used as a synonym for intercourse. Generally used by males. Alternate uses include, porked, porking, will pork.
Yo O'leary pork that shit!
You would be mad too if your sister was being porked by Ellis.
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