Pork Pie Hat Edit Meaning

1.

A sexual maneuver in which after giving the female a creampiethe male proceeds to attach a ham to the top of his head through the use of tape, string or other means. The male then thrusts his ham-topped-head into the female's vagina giving himself a pork(cream)pie hat. Removal of the ham is purely optional.

Girl 1: I accidentally a whole pork pie hat.

Girl 2: You accidentally what?

Girl 1: A whole pork pie hat.

Girl 2: That's bad can you even walk straight?

Girl 1: It's starting to itch.

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Guy 1: So I was giving this girl a pork pie hat when-

Jerome: WHAT ARE YA DOING!? YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT GIVING PORK PIE HATS IN THE BAND ROOM! YOU'RE GIVING ME HEADACHE.

Guy 1: Geez, I'm sorry it's just she really enjoyed it.

Jerome: Thank you very much, thank you very much.

Girl 1: Seriously it's really itching bad

See sexual, maneuver, pork, sick, sex, going, to, hell

2.

the act of jizzing in your partners orifice, be it an asshole, vagina, mouth, ear, wound, etc. You then tie a whole ham to your head and shove it into said orifice.

After recieving a pork pie hat from an anonymous person, dp began to curse for the first time in his life.

See creampie, strange, goatse, kkk, niggers