Pork Scotch Dance

What is Pork Scotch Dance?


1.

A gay dance that only Pork Scotch will do when drunk at his garlic bread barbeque. It involves bending over and sharply moving his arms back and forward with a delay between each one.

MONKUS: What the hell is Pork Scotch doing?

MICKUS: It's a gay dance he does whenever he gets drunk with his wrinkly 'girlfriend' at one of his daily barbeques.

MONKUS: I see. Pork Scotch dance. Pretty stupid!

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2.

A gay dance done by fat old men when they get drunk at barbecues. The spectacle is greatly enhanced when the fat old man is wearing a buffalo-skin hat and strips down to his tartan boxer shorts.

Is that fat guy having a fit?

No, he's just doing a Pork Scotch dance. Ridiculous ain't it?

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