What is Pork Scotch Moustache?
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A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.
Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?
That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.
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When a koala attacks and rips your face off and throws it on the ground with disdain.
Frequently misused as 'koala your ass' ..
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when a girl gets a guys balls on her heys while she sucks his dick
My girlfriend loves when i give her jock goggles.
See jock, goggles..
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A stylized reference to an awesome Comedy Western from 1965 entitled Cat Ballou.
The epitome of cool in today's chaotic, fast pace..
