What is Pork Scotch Moustache?
1.
A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.
Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?
That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.
See
Random Words:
1.
Something so amazingly AWESOME SOOOOOOO COOOOOOOL THAT NO WORD IN ANY LANGUAGE IN THE UNIVERSE COULD DESCRIBE IT. So Asia and I (girl n..
1.
a blood clot that excretes from the vagina during a queef (during a female menstrual period)
Mary so nasty, i put it in her pussy and t..
