What is Pork Scotch Moustache?
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A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.
Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?
That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.
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When you have a Sidekick (phone) and you constanly flip it to see how beautiful the flip is.
Joe- what you doing my nigga?
John- just ..
