What is Pork Scotch Tea Towel?
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A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from when they use it to kill spiders or to wipe up gunk from the kitchen floor.
Flondibulus: Bog roll's finished, is there any more?
Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.
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The perfection being really tall.
You are really tall, you related to Matt Himple?
See tall, skyscraper, tall drink of water..
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Variation of "question". Used when pondering something puzzling, such as a brain teaser.
Hmm... it's an interesting quez..
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Derived from the 2006 movie, Dreamgirls, to describe something in groups of three.
Can apply to things or people.
Student: Our teache..
