What is Pork Scotch Tea Towel?
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A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from when they use it to kill spiders or to wipe up gunk from the kitchen floor.
Flondibulus: Bog roll's finished, is there any more?
Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.
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i dont really care if this is nikt the national anthem or not, but here it is anyhow.
L-INNU MALTI
Lil din l-art helwa, l-Omm li tatna..
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Slang for Ultra cool!
Dude, you're so Ultra Kris!
See ultra, kris, moon..
