What is Pork Scotch Tea Towel?
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A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from when they use it to kill spiders or to wipe up gunk from the kitchen floor.
Flondibulus: Bog roll's finished, is there any more?
Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.
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To describe an act of violence, either physical or verbal, which based the attack on pornography.
M: "Your dick is so small."..
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antonym: Pants
Synonyms: Pj's
The bottom half of a "one-z" cut in half.
Not to be confused with pants. The way to tell..
