What is Pork Scotch Tea Towel?
1.
A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from when they use it to kill spiders or to wipe up gunk from the kitchen floor.
Flondibulus: Bog roll's finished, is there any more?
Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.
Random Words:
1.
As in the "Soprano's", some tough guy who likes to take it up the ass
Check out that Freddie Mercury johnnycakes over t..
1.
To be told there is a kickass party but then find out that the party is being hosted by a fat Mexican girl whose parents wanted to make ..
