What is Pork Scotch Tea Towel?
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A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from when they use it to kill spiders or to wipe up gunk from the kitchen floor.
Flondibulus: Bog roll's finished, is there any more?
Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.
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A scottish term for an area know to be inhabited by jakies'.
Also a term used to describe a shady area or place.
Man this place i..
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to get a cum shot in the eye and to loose sight for at least an hour.
Dude i gave her at least three doofshanglers in one weekend.
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