What is Pork Scotch Tea Towel?


1.

A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from when they use it to kill spiders or to wipe up gunk from the kitchen floor.

Flondibulus: Bog roll's finished, is there any more?

Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.


89

Random Words:

1. this u can use for situation when you gave all correct explanations and dude u left to finish the thing does it all wrong. Sound engeni..
1. A very cute girl. See esmeralda] and esme cullen]. Uhhh, i love you, Esmerelde Squallor. See cute, esmeralda, esme..
1. Yoderism of the penis is a Disease similar to genital warts. It is a viral infection that causes green blisters that overlie ulcers on t..