What is Pork Scotch Tea Towel?
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A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from when they use it to kill spiders or to wipe up gunk from the kitchen floor.
Flondibulus: Bog roll's finished, is there any more?
Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.
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The act of having sex] with someone's throat hole (acquired due to heavy smoking or not being able to breathe). Not to be confused ..
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Someone who wants to hang out but is never around to hang out with cuz they are sleeping at their house,phone's turned off,or inces..
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One who is addicted to tetris.
Sexy Female: Hey babe lets go make out and then have rough sex.
Sexy Male: No sweetie I'm playing ..
