What is Pork Scotch Tea Towel?
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A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from when they use it to kill spiders or to wipe up gunk from the kitchen floor.
Flondibulus: Bog roll's finished, is there any more?
Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.
Random Words:
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You spelled 'passionate' wrong.
You're an idiot.
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To lose control and screw were ever you are standing
Andrea and J..
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The British form of fucking hell, used to say if there is something shocking. Commanly the work Jon.
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