What is Pork Scotch Tea Towel?
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A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from when they use it to kill spiders or to wipe up gunk from the kitchen floor.
Flondibulus: Bog roll's finished, is there any more?
Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.
Random Words:
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The act of knowing where you are and when you are.
Man i am so inilfsheated right now, iam in jons house at 2 am...
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1. The feeling you get when you stare into the highbeams of a car.
2. The radius of the light from a streetlight.
I felt ribsudasstoid..
